Tia Layne

Hello and welcome to Wife Swap, the show that pairs up two totally different families and

forces them into idiotic arguments. This week we'd like you to meet the Spazflins, a family

from North Sussex who list their hobbies as lentil soup, wearing open-toed sandals with

socks, naked hiking and beard growth. Father Ralph Spazflin is a committed socialist and

scrapes a living growing ethical vegetables in his porch.